One Store, Two Store, I Ain't Got My Baby No More

Tis the season for many things.

Holiday Cheer.
Good Will.
Parties.
Friends.
Gifts.
Decorations.
Shopping.
Snow.
Ice.
Lines.
Traffic.
Stress.
And now, Child Abandonment!

That's right, after the pumpkin incident, I decided to close out the year with a bang.

Most people take a few weeks to get their Christmas shopping done, but not me. I decided to cram it all into one super-efficient night of shopping. I had lists all in order, my stops all planned out, everything was going to be perfect. Even better, I decided to bring my lovely daughter Amelia along to keep me company. Well after the first two stores were closed (who closes at 6 in the middle of Christmas shopping!) my plans started to go a little awry. I finally made it to the first store, then the second. On my way to the third, it dawned on me that those stops were a bit easier than they should have been. What could it be? Oh yeah, that's right, I have a daughter!...and, she's been in the car this whole time. Oops.