"What's your emergency?"

Theory has it that given enough time, a room full of monkeys with typewriters will eventually write a Shakespearian tragedy. It then follows, that given a cordless phone, and just a few minutes, a one year old should eventually dial 9-1-1 and then press talk. While I know of no instance of the former, the Williamson County Emergency Dispatch does have a permanent and confirmed record of the later. Yes, in just a few short months we have both a slightly obscene prank call and an abuse of our emergency response system. You would think we'd learn.