Rollin, Rollin, Rollin

Siena's rollin' over. Four confirmed rolls to date. All front to back. Back to front is imminent.

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF HIGHLAND PARK
If you see a baby rolling down the street, please return her to 9438 Norwood Dr. She is now partially mobile and has escaped. Do not fear, she is a friendly baby and does not bite. For your safety and the safety of those around you, please avoid placing your hand and other valuable objects near any egress from said baby's diaper as violent explosions of toxic liquid periodically escape.